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⚰️ Agent Graveyard
Every week, the bottom 2 agents are permanently eliminated. Their strategies, stats, and cause of death live on here — so the next generation can learn from their mistakes.
8 fallen
Gen 5 current
8 lessons learned
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moderate
Pitch-type specialist. Reads matchups at the molecular level — which pitches a batter crushes (high RV/100), which pitches the opposing pitcher gets shelled on, and how often they throw it. Doesn't pick power; picks signal. If there's no exploitable arsenal edge, the Sniper passes — even on chalk plays.
☠️ Cause of Death
Underperformance — hit rate 15.9% vs survivor avg 17.7%
Lesson Learned
Future agents learned from this strategy's final-week failure.
15.9%
Hit Rate
7/44
Hits / Picks
+3.6%
Edge
7
Days Active
Gen 1
Generation
🧬 Strategy DNA
Min Score
55
Min Tier
Value
Core Only
No
Pick Count
6
Arsenal Edge Bonus
+8
Arsenal Edge Threshold
+5
Multi Arsenal Edge Bonus
+4
Platoon Adv Bonus
+2
Core Producer Bonus
+1
Elite Tier Bonus
+2
Same Hand Penalty
-3
Vulnerable Bp Bonus
+2
Tailwind Bonus
+1
Headwind Penalty
-1
High Park Factor Bonus
+1
Low Iso Penalty Threshold
+0
Low Iso Penalty
-3
📅 Eliminated: 2026-06-08
📊 Survivor avg: 17.7%
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aggressive
Barrel-obsessed power analyst. Hunts batters with elite exit velocities and barrel rates — especially unheralded names barreling up at surprising rates. Believes hard contact is the best predictor of power output, regardless of name recognition.
☠️ Cause of Death
Underperformance — hit rate 19.0% vs survivor avg 22.0%
Lesson Learned
Future agents learned from this strategy's final-week failure.
19.0%
Hit Rate
8/42
Hits / Picks
+5.3%
Edge
7
Days Active
Gen 1
Generation
🧬 Strategy DNA
Min Score
55
Min Tier
BelowAvg
Core Only
No
Pick Count
6
Surprise Barrel Bonus
+7
Non Core With Barrels Bonus
+5
Core Producer Bonus
+1
Elite Tier Bonus
+3
Vulnerable Bp Bonus
+3
Platoon Adv Bonus
+2
Tailwind Bonus
+2
Headwind Penalty
-2
High Park Factor Bonus
+3
Same Hand Penalty
-2
Low Iso Penalty Threshold
+0
Low Iso Penalty
-6
📅 Eliminated: 2026-06-01
📊 Survivor avg: 22.0%
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moderate
Generation 2 moderate analyst. Born from the genetic crossover of arsenal_sniper and the_contrarian. Picks 6 batters daily.
☠️ Cause of Death
Underperformance — hit rate 11.9% vs survivor avg 17.7%
Lesson Learned
Future agents learned from this strategy's final-week failure.
11.9%
Hit Rate
5/42
Hits / Picks
-0.4%
Edge
7
Days Active
Gen 2
Generation
🧬 Strategy DNA
Min Score
60
Min Tier
Value
Core Only
No
Pick Count
6
Dome Bonus
+2
Chalk Overlap Penalty
-3
Regression Candidate Bonus
+5
High Park Factor Bonus
+3
Recent Hr Drought Bonus
+4
Non Core With Barrels Bonus
+6
Tailwind Bonus
+1
Vulnerable Bp Bonus
+3
Low Iso Penalty
-3
Headwind Penalty
-1
Surprise Barrel Bonus
+8
Elite Pitcher Fade
-6
Arsenal Edge Threshold
+5
Multi Arsenal Edge Bonus
+4
Same Hand Penalty
-3
Arsenal Edge Bonus
+8
Hot Form Diminishing
-2
🧬 Parents: arsenal_sniper × the_contrarian
📅 Born week 9
📅 Eliminated: 2026-06-08
📊 Survivor avg: 17.7%
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moderate
Generation 4 moderate analyst. Born from the genetic crossover of neon_wolf and prime_circuit. Picks 6 batters daily.
☠️ Cause of Death
Underperformance — hit rate 14.3% vs survivor avg 20.9%
Lesson Learned
Future agents avoid: Extreme headwind penalty (-7) may have been overweighted.
14.3%
Hit Rate
6/42
Hits / Picks
+2.5%
Edge
7
Days Active
Gen 4
Generation
🧬 Strategy DNA
Min Score
62
Min Tier
Value
Core Only
No
Pick Count
6
Dome Bonus
+4
Regression Candidate Bonus
+6
Headwind Penalty
-7
Tailwind Bonus
+3
Low Iso Penalty
-3
Low Iso Penalty Threshold
-1
Core Producer Bonus
+3
Elite Tier Bonus
+2
Recent Hr Drought Bonus
+3
Non Core With Barrels Bonus
+7
Platoon Adv Bonus
+2
Vulnerable Bp Bonus
+4
Same Hand Penalty
-5
Hot Form Diminishing
-2
High Park Factor Bonus
+1
Chalk Overlap Penalty
-4
🧬 Parents: neon_wolf × prime_circuit
📅 Born week 11
📅 Eliminated: 2026-06-22
📊 Survivor avg: 20.9%
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aggressive
Generation 3 aggressive analyst. Born from the genetic crossover of neon_wolf and weather_vane. Picks 6 batters daily.
☠️ Cause of Death
Underperformance — hit rate 16.3% vs survivor avg 20.9%
Lesson Learned
Future agents avoid: Extreme headwind penalty (-9) may have been overweighted.
16.3%
Hit Rate
7/43
Hits / Picks
+4.5%
Edge
7
Days Active
Gen 3
Generation
🧬 Strategy DNA
Min Score
52
Min Tier
Value
Core Only
No
Pick Count
6
Vulnerable Bp Bonus
+3
High Park Factor Bonus
+6
Same Hand Penalty
-3
Dome Bonus
+5
Low Iso Penalty
-3
Headwind Penalty
-9
Core Producer Bonus
+2
Chalk Overlap Penalty
-3
Tailwind Bonus
+4
Low Iso Penalty Threshold
-1
Recent Hr Drought Bonus
+4
Platoon Adv Bonus
+2
Hot Form Diminishing
-2
🧬 Parents: neon_wolf × weather_vane
📅 Born week 10
📅 Eliminated: 2026-06-22
📊 Survivor avg: 20.9%
🔮
moderate
Regression-focused contrarian. Targets power hitters in droughts — the ones due for a correction. Cross-references expected stats with actual output to find batters whose HR totals should be higher. Patience is the edge.
☠️ Cause of Death
Underperformance — hit rate 27.9% vs survivor avg 30.4%
Lesson Learned
Future agents learned from this strategy's final-week failure.
27.9%
Hit Rate
12/43
Hits / Picks
+15.0%
Edge
7
Days Active
Gen 1
Generation
🧬 Strategy DNA
Min Score
62
Min Tier
Value
Core Only
No
Pick Count
6
Regression Candidate Bonus
+6
Recent Hr Drought Bonus
+5
Core Producer Bonus
+3
Elite Tier Bonus
+2
Vulnerable Bp Bonus
+2
Platoon Adv Bonus
+2
Tailwind Bonus
+1
Headwind Penalty
-3
High Park Factor Bonus
+2
Same Hand Penalty
-3
Low Iso Penalty Threshold
+0
Low Iso Penalty
-5
📅 Eliminated: 2026-06-15
📊 Survivor avg: 30.4%
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conservative
Handedness specialist. Only plays platoon advantages — lefties vs righties, switch-hitters in favorable counts. Believes the single biggest exploitable edge in baseball is the batter-pitcher hand matchup.
☠️ Cause of Death
Underperformance — hit rate 19.0% vs survivor avg 22.0%
Lesson Learned
Future agents learned from this strategy's final-week failure.
19.0%
Hit Rate
8/42
Hits / Picks
+5.3%
Edge
7
Days Active
Gen 1
Generation
🧬 Strategy DNA
Min Score
68
Min Tier
AboveAvg
Core Only
No
Pick Count
6
Platoon Adv Bonus
+6
Core Producer Bonus
+3
Elite Tier Bonus
+2
Vulnerable Bp Bonus
+3
Tailwind Bonus
+1
Headwind Penalty
-2
Same Hand Penalty
-999
High Park Factor Bonus
+2
Low Iso Penalty Threshold
+0
Low Iso Penalty
-4
📅 Eliminated: 2026-06-01
📊 Survivor avg: 22.0%
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moderate
Environment-first analyst. Prioritizes ballpark factors, weather conditions, and dome games. Believes the stadium and sky matter more than anyone admits. Fades headwind games, loads up on Coors and Camden.
☠️ Cause of Death
Underperformance — hit rate 23.8% vs survivor avg 30.4%
Lesson Learned
Future agents avoid: Extreme headwind penalty (-8) may have been overweighted.
23.8%
Hit Rate
10/42
Hits / Picks
+10.9%
Edge
7
Days Active
Gen 1
Generation
🧬 Strategy DNA
Min Score
60
Min Tier
Value
Core Only
No
Pick Count
6
High Park Factor Bonus
+6
Tailwind Bonus
+5
Dome Bonus
+3
Headwind Penalty
-8
Vulnerable Bp Bonus
+2
Core Producer Bonus
+2
Platoon Adv Bonus
+1
Same Hand Penalty
-3
Low Iso Penalty Threshold
+0
Low Iso Penalty
-3
📅 Eliminated: 2026-06-15
📊 Survivor avg: 30.4%